Bum Bum Bum

The Ultimate Bum!

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x
Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
 Yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose